The simplest fucking retard, openly spouts words at self and can’t think, u hear him make notes to relocate.. he drops the female interest in 3 post.. and stretches Out for fake people, call em if u need a ride he sometime clicks but never connects permanently, his past life just said let dump him and forget…
That boy Ethan is true open door.. u can swing him and he openly think he can withstand a 980 strike punch… this child loses popularity in 4 post
Ladies don’t ever consider him wise he slurs words and can’t process simple shit
Ladies don’t ever consider him wise he slurs words and can’t process simple shit
by Biggestkikever April 11, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan such dick and farts all the time. Some how though he is still tan in winter. All the girls think he is so cool but once you get to know him you which you didn't. He is the biggest pick me you would EVER met. And i swear that all ethans are gay lmao. Just be careful if you know an ethan.
by your mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm September 12, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan’s are Tall,kind,cute,and are always there for you if you want a sweet hot guy then Ethan’s are perfect for you.
by whtfvdg November 22, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is an enigma. He's really nice, and you love that about him, but he's got this glare that makes you question the morality of your close to unruly staring at his attractive(but somehow not really attractive) face. Ethan is really sweet-until he isn't-and he's got a little sister who likes scrunchies and those sparkly lunchboxes from Justice that have letters on them. Ethan thinks saying you have a big forehead is an insult and not just a fact.
by JonasTheOriginalSeries January 25, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Ususally on the ugly side of the spectrum, he has a few friends and is usually cool with everyone though. Although he is one of the biggest clowns to ever exist in the world and will be a virgin until he is 30. Also he is a boomer.
by Dgill34 January 24, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Falls asleep in English and Geometry
Usually his best friend in those classes make fun of him for it
They both enjoy Oragami
Usually his best friend in those classes make fun of him for it
They both enjoy Oragami
by DuckDuckGooese November 24, 2023
Get the Ethanmug.