When you're fucking your BTGGF and your half breed best friend climbs in your second story bedroom window and proceeds to gape your boyhole with a cattle prod.

"So I was balls deep, right? And then Matthew fairy bombed me! The second time today! He got me good. I busted. Hard."

Fairy Bomb by lighterless November 13, 2020

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Kinky time bomb

When your dick's about to blow during a blowjob and you don't tell her it's coming.

I gave Melissa a kinky time bomb last night and she got creamed in the face.

Kinky time bomb by TorturedSoul January 14, 2010

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Russian Time-bomb

A Russian or other women of eastern European ethnicity, who will undoubtedly explode when they reach the pre-designated genetic time frame. The latter usually being ages 40+ but there are reported incidents of this happening as young as 30 or even sooner if they have children. This explosion is what constitutes them as a Russian Time-bomb. The young beautiful Russian women will transform into the gruff logger, possibly sporting a thin beard, chopping firewood outside of the cabin surrounded by a gaggle of spawn.

"I had to return my mail order bride Tawnya as she reached the point of maximum impact and the Russian Time-bomb detonated."

Russian Time-bomb by GandalftheGreen January 12, 2012

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