by Ukamongawang May 27, 2020
not to be confused with anal fraud
1. that's thinking youre hitting backdoor but realize you have been hitting straight back fat the moment you are about to nut. So you have to slap her in the back of the head and tell her she's trying to fraud.
1. that's thinking youre hitting backdoor but realize you have been hitting straight back fat the moment you are about to nut. So you have to slap her in the back of the head and tell her she's trying to fraud.
dom:" I thought I was fucking this girl in the ass last night but I was just fucking her back fat so i had to slap her"
eddie:" that's an anal miscalculation"
eddie:" that's an anal miscalculation"
by rampage eddie June 03, 2013
When a girl is giving you a rusty trombone, you relieve yourself and discharge a nice, thick log of shit about half way, then your partner starts to suck on the shit like it's a big cock.
This chick was lickin' my ass, and I was prairie doggin', then she started sucking on my shit like it was Dick Ram Bone or something.
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004
by yourabuelita69 October 19, 2007
i went to the medical centre to get my anal cord drained out.... "ohhhhhh it feels like radish cheese!!!!!!!"
by Talon July 17, 2004
Person/persons who obviously have something up their butt, but (no punn intended) feel the need to take it out on everyone else who is undeserving. These people must have everything thing "just so" , in order and are consumed w/ detail. If things aren't going "their way", they will often resort to nagging, bitching, complaining and even delegating tasks/chores in order to have order/control.
Also associated w/ but not limited to control freak and meticulous
Also associated w/ but not limited to control freak and meticulous
He/she is so anal retentive that they flip-a-bitch at the very sight of anything that is not "just so" and must organize immediately!
by Anonymous November 21, 2003
The drawstring attached to a tampon inserted in the ass for the sexual pleasure of having one shit on another at the point of sexual climax. (The removal of the tampon causes the removal of whatever else is up there.) Pull the ripcord at go time and watch out. Common in Europe...so I've heard.
Jane pulled Dick's anal ripcord just as she was about to cum and that afternoon's turkey sandwich came spilling out all over the bed...it was the best sex either had ever had.
by andrewler January 25, 2005