Dad

Something you will never have

Person 1: yo whats your dads name
Person 2: whats a dad

by Emo goose 🖤⛓😭 April 30, 2022

Your dad

Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.

Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.

by CumSockJoinedTheChat September 7, 2022

Divorced dad

It fucking means that you're dressed like a divorced dad, you're probably gay btw

Guy 1: you look like a divorced dad

Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole

Guy 1: ur gay

Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*

by Jesus.is.your.mother June 29, 2021

dad

idk he left

why did dad leave

by cladymore74 May 7, 2019

ameers dad

Ameers dad is lost forever,
some say he is god himself.

Yo where’s ameers dad?

Do not speak that name, he is a terrorist locked up in columbia with 2pac

by Ypdxucjk January 20, 2020

Stacy's dad

Cucked by a teenager who's into his wife

I feel really bad for Stacy's dad

by *intense rock and roll* December 7, 2021

Dad

who

dad can not be found. Please re-type your word as there may be a spelling error.

by I’m just telling the truth December 26, 2019