urban dick

Someone who uses Urban Dictionary to spew hate, racism, sexism, prejudice, discrimination and the like, instead of providing an actual definition of an actual word.

LOL this dude just posted some nasty ish about what's-her-name on the Urban Dictionary!
Oh don't mind him he's just an urban dick.

by modicumx January 25, 2025

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

Dick crazed

someone who is crazy about dick

Is u dick crazed or what

by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021

orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023

Dick

A modern tool for modern insults

Dude: Suck my dick
female women: when are you available

by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021

dick-a-fied

When your girl friend is sexually satified.

Girl!!!! I'm feeling so dick-a-fied this morning. My man dicked me down real good last night.

by YouresTruely August 11, 2017

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022