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Wet Surprise

When you are pissing, sitting down and you accidentally piss on your underwear.
Damn it, I got a wet surprise again!
by n-bomb September 20, 2015
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That bitch wet

that bitch wet is when you see something sickening such as a bad female or a nice ass car or shoes. It's like saying "bad"but you'd rather be wet than bad.
"Damn johnny did you see taleighsha today, that bitch wet. "

"Jacob did you see that blacked out maybach?"
"Yeah man that bitch was wet"
by Tylr97 March 22, 2017
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Wet Woody

The act of sticking a freshly sucked dick into someone's ear and then yelling WET WOODY as loud as you can.
Andy: Hey......what are you doing?
Josh: WET WOODY!
by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018
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Wet Brodie

When someone wets their finger and puts it in the butthole of a corpse. Like a wet willy, but horrifically different. Preferably used in a roleplaying board game scenario. Do not recommend in reality as this may be illegal.
"He totally did a wet brodie on her last night!"
"Dude....that's gross."
by Laurizzlebeingdirty October 30, 2020
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Wetting the Sponge

A phrase alluding to foreplay and moistening the female reproductive system for a proper pounding.
____ and I were wetting the sponge when her mom walked in and saw us naked.
by Dildo Swaggins 69 February 26, 2017
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Wet Billy

When you lick your finger and stick it in your friends beer.
Tom gave Eric a wet billy last night at the bar.
Or
If you give me a wet billy on this ten dollar beer you're gonna get your ass kicked!
by Blackhole Sum October 25, 2018
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wet-lag

A term mostly used by females/people with pussies refering to the term jet-lag. Wet-lag similar to jet-lag is when your physically and or mentally put on pause due to intense orgasm or sexual over stimulation. Also reffering to being wet after coming out of the shower, a place were people commonly masturbate. Symptoms of wet can include hurt back, pulled muscles(from spasming), ringnig in ears, over sensitivity, being raw etc.
person 1: Dude, did u see Bettie when she came out the shower?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: Look at that fuck-walk! She totally has wet-lag.
by im u fucking sadist17 December 26, 2020
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