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post long term syndrome

After a long term relationship ends, it is common that a person involved in the breakup will then go on to have a rebound that turns into another relationship. This rebound (compared to a normal rebound) moves very quickly and tends to be emotionally and physically intimate from the get go, as if picking up where the ended relationship left off instead of starting anew.

The person with post long term syndrome often is unaware of their condition. The new relationship often ends terribly due to the improper handling of emotions from the past relationship.

Symptoms of post long term syndrome can include: committing to the new partner too quickly, copious amounts of time with the new person, ignoring the pain from the last breakup and covering it up with feelings for the new partner, etc.
Oh man that break up was rough, they were together for 5 years. It's only been a month since things ended, but Cameron already found a new partner! Did you hear they already said 'I love you' and are moving in together this Spring? His post long term syndrome is awful.
by sadlyimnotafairy April 27, 2022
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Post Traumatic Nut Disorder

You remember a traumatic memory after busting a nut
Baji suffered from Post Traumatic Nut Disorder after fucking the shit out of Chifuyu’s ass
by clovey March 10, 2022
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Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder

Having bad memories from a jazz band. A horrible incident which could be physically or emotionally damaging revolving around jazz or is from jazz band and is remembered often.
I have Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder after David hit me with a saxophone in jazz band.
by GingerLego320 February 22, 2021
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Post Traumatic Street Disorder

When you spent a lot of time on the streets but don't want to go back because of the risk of getting killed or beat up.
Lil Pump spent 20 years going to school and working in the hood that he developed Post Traumatic Street Disorder.
by Legal Gang$ta April 8, 2021
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Queen of Sh!t-posts

The most amazing YouTuber and totally under-rated! Also the Queen of editing!!
"My favorite YouTuber is Queen of Sh!t-posts!"
by Blake_the_fish June 9, 2021
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post-9/11 clarity

When the plane so fire that your steel beams buckle.
Man, things just haven't been the same since that day.
I know what you mean man, the world looks different with that post-9/11 clarity.
by CozyBanx September 16, 2023
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Post 4th of July Blues

This is the depression that as soon as you go to bed on July 4th. July 4th is the high point of the summer as it is the only holiday between Memorial Day and Labor Day. The effects of this are severe if you take your only summer vacation before or during the 4th. Taking a vacation after the 4th greatly decreases the effects of this condition.
(On July 5th) Suzanne: I am so bummed. The 4th of July is over and I haven't taken any time off after that.

Stephanie: You should have done what I did and planned a vacation for the end of July. You are getting the full effects of the Post 4th of July Blues while I am only getting a mild effect.
by New English July 7, 2011
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