dad

a person who said they went to get milk and never came back

other kids: wheres your dad?
me: whats a dad?

by 🌸ur mom🌸 April 19, 2020

Ice age baby dad

A tall guy with a broad nose and body type with a dark brown bob cut from the first ice age movie

Wow Cailan looks like the ice age baby dad

by Feetus yeetus April 19, 2020

bens dad

Only the coolest and sexiest of people can be called bens dad

Oh look at that guy he’s such a bens dad

by Holbs April 21, 2020

Dad

Please come back.

Me: Its been 9 years dad please come back with the milk

by gdnnfh April 24, 2020

Dad Joke

The best kind of joke

Son: dad I’m hungry!
Dad: hi hungry in dad!
Son: STOP WITH THE DAD JOKES THEY SUCK!

by My bro town November 9, 2020

Dad chested

A female who has ether very small B cups or less

“Josh she has no chest”

“flatter than your dad”
“She dad chested”

by A typical white man November 10, 2020

DADS

Day after drinking shits

“Yeah I didn’t even throw up after 15 white lawd but I had mega DADS”

by Soccerboy333333 November 15, 2020