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Tech Sexual 

One identifies as a Computer or another object using tech.
One Sexual loves tech
Tech Sexual by MyFriendsAreUgly February 27, 2019

Football sexual 

A person who when talking about themselves, instead describes the past four seasons of THEIR football team.
I used to like to go to Applebee's, but now the bar is full of football sexuals.
Football sexual by Lindydanny March 16, 2019

Unresolved sexual tension 

Unspoken lust and sexual desire. Can be used to describe the feelings of say, cartoon characters once they hit puberty and wants to shag.
I watched Ben 10 yesterday and there is a lot of unresolved sexual tension there lawl.

Mono-sexual

Just a lonely guy or gal that has sex with himself.
Dude 1:dude where were you i could not find you at the strip club
Dude 2: soz bro i was fucking my-self you know just being a Mono-sexual
Mono-sexual by Hardeetoo May 23, 2019

Hometero-Sexual 

A Gay Person who has Sexual relations with the Opposite sex but only emotionally connects to the same sex.
Jason: Yo I fucked this chick yesterday at the party, shit was Crazy
Mike: Dude, aren’t u gay?
Jason: Nah I’m a Hometero
Mike: A Hoe-met a what???
Jason: Lmao, Hometero-Sexual, basically I’m sexually Bi but I only Date or have relationships with guys
Mike: Ohhhhh, niceeee, so ab that chick???👀👀
Hometero-Sexual by Korisko August 21, 2019

Homie Sexual 

Homie Sexual are two guys who have sexual intercourse but aren't gay. It also includes any gay acts two males make.

EXAMPLE: I like it big, Kiss me nigga, its hard
Karlos and Robert are "Homie Sexual" for each other.
Homie Sexual by Seflixx October 7, 2019