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Noah Jenkins

Dogshit ass magician,thats a retard in school but not really,Kid got mad cake
even though hes bad at magic,he got ass like Noah Jenkins
by daddyjett January 29, 2020
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Noah

Noah's really so cool,

plays 500 in the pool,

all his haters be fools,

some of these are cruel,

bread treats you like a mule,

you make the homeless Prince drool,

the boy is a true Jewel,
Noah, Noah Brown never has a frown,
People treat him like a clown,

I really wish you lived in town,

Noah Brown makes Noah Beck look like bleck,

just speck ayy,

he raps and adapts he freestyles in his naps "clap",
noah doesn't need a passie he's a big boy now,

making raps about brats (Quincy) ,
only raps about facts ayy,
noah kaleb and jaron better make a boy band,

working on your songs all the way in the van "huh",
"Big Boy Burger",
hat or no hat,

glasses or no glasses,

Noah hearts all the guys,

cuz he is fabulous,

noah loves his dog more than all people,

he is Noah's best friend cuz Noah theo "blessing",
noah is my little sister,

despite the fact that he is a mister,

it's 12:48 making Rhymes no hate ,
you are just so freaking great!

"baby mice"
Person 1: "Noah knows everything"
Person 2:"ik! He's so fabulous"
John:"he's hot"
by Baby moice June 14, 2022
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MF NOAH

being the best rapper of all time and being the next successor to baby keem
Damn! MF NOAH been spittin bars lately!!
by MF NOAH December 14, 2022
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Noah

Whatever you do, don't name your child Noah. He will end up fingering and slapping a bass guitar while you're trying to sleep.
Person 1: Fucking Noah kept me up again...
Person 2: In a good way?
Person 1: No he'd rather finger his bass
by WordSmith2005 August 2, 2022
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Noah

Your so noah
by Kuh87 June 26, 2020
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Pull a Noah

The act of completely disappearing from someone's life at a random, unexpected moment in time during a point when you were talking to that someone for a reasonable amount of time.
"How should I get rid of this guy I've been flirting with? I don't want to date him."

"Oh girl, just pull a Noah."
by lil kleenex October 23, 2017
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Noah Dispinseri

A fat fuck of a human that gets on his xbox at 5pm and gets off at 7pm to spend time with his family instead of his friends.
Daniel:Where the fuck is Noah?
*Noah joins*
Everyone: Oh look who decided to show up, it Noah Dispinseri
by Akali ^-^ May 24, 2022
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