Nutting Roulette

When your girlfriend takes birth control and you nut inside of her. Similar to Russian Roulette but with sex.

My friend bet me $100 that I wouldn't play nutting roulette with my girlfriend.

by Certified Downy April 22, 2017

Nut valet

A friend of the girl you are boning who's job it is to take care of your balls.

Usually less attractive than the girl you're fucking, but can still perform a vital function - like letting old people greet at walmart

Girl 1: "I'd love to go to your place, but I need to drop my friend home"
Guy: "No probs, she can join us and be my nut valet"
Girl 2: "It's better than nothing, let's go"

Guy 1: "My gals less attractive friend is staying over tonight"
Guy 2: "Nut valet?"
Guy 1: "Nut valet!"

by nipplenibble February 18, 2011

nut knots

When the hair on your balls get all twisted up and knotted and it starts to pull on yourscrotum in a such a manner as to cause discomfort.
Often requires rather obvious pulling of the pants in the testicle area in an attempt to untangle the ball-hair.

Joe:Yo dude, why yo all walking all sketchy and shit?

Bill:Shit man, I got some serious nut knots goin' on, it like my balls be all bein' pulled on and shit.

by Kronen V May 7, 2010

deeeeeez nuts

peanut plaster blaster

YO HAVEN
wut
DEEEeEEZ NUTS ARE FREEZING

by HavenDaPlugger January 12, 2021

Mad Nuts

When someone is crazy about another person & then they meet someone who is nuts about them. Then combine them and you get "Mad Nuts!"

I am just "Mad Nuts" about you!

by Jewels4Justin July 22, 2010

Up-nuts

A slang term used to define women's breasts. Usually big ones which stand out and grab the attention of all guys as if they were checking out other guy's packages in a locker room.

Emily: "I'm going to punch you in your up-nuts."
Ashley: "Go ahead, they're still bigger than yours."

by 3rikasan March 22, 2012

babby nuts

Grow ass nigga with babby nuts aka nigga name gleen

Cuz 34 and he still got babby nuts

by Dat nigga d July 12, 2015