Marissa 

An amazing girl overall. She's adorable and reminds you of a lil tike. She is lovable, touchable, and fuckable in every sense. You just wish you could just spend the rest of your life with her. She is sexy and has a cute giggle. She is extremely ticklish. She is very caring and gives great massages, in every aspect. Although she can be very defiant, selfish, and childish at times. Otherwise and excellent friend, girlfriend, and wife.

Guy 1: I got a new girlfriend. She's sexy and I can't wait to tap that...
Guy 2: Her name wouldn't be Marissa by any chance?
Guy 1: Yeah...how'd you know?
Guy 2: Because I just got done taping a Marissa.

Marissa by HarrySack69 March 14, 2011

marijewana 

(n) Someone who is a total Jew about their stash of weed, in that he or she is incredibly stingy or conservative with it.

Matt: "So did you get high with Luke last night?"
Mark: "I was planning on it, but Luke dropped a little in the sink and he spent ten minutes trying to blow-dry it off, so I just left."
Matt: "What a marijewana."

marijewana by JPoBo April 25, 2010

mariko

A sexy, half-asian girl of young age. The equivalent of a Lolita.

That little mariko over there is going to get me in some trouble tonight!

mariko by korpsy May 18, 2006

Marijuana 

Marijuana the greatest gift from GOD! well marijuana and tits.

GOD is the sole creator of everything in existense meaning he created marijuana. When he placed Adam & Eve in the garden of eden he told them they could eat from any tree's fruit except for that one with the apples or whatever the fuck it was they werent supposed to eat. If marijuana were so bad he would of prohibited adam and eve from it but he did'nt. so i say break up your buds and roll a fat ass blunt and kick back and relax and make sure next time your praying to give GOD Dap

Me: Hey you church boy! come here
Church boy: What?
Me: Wanna smoke this fat baby right here?
Curch boy: Smoking marijuana is bad and considerd a sin.
Me: where in the bible does it say you cant smoke herb?
Church boy: Um....um....um....
Me: Nowhere dumbass! Got a light?

Marijuana by JugglaJoe September 21, 2005

Merchant Marine Officer 

Licensed professional seafarers who work in either the deck or engine departments of Merchant Vessels. They ascend to these positions based on either Maritime College educations, or less commonly through time served and advancements 'up the hawsepipe' through testing.

Deck officers: 3RD Mate (primarily safety officer), 2ND Mate (primarily navigations officer, Chief Mate (supervisor), and Captain (overall command of vessel and personnel)

Engine Officers: 3RD Assistant Engineer, 2ND Assistant Engineer, 1ST Assistant Engineer, and Chief Engineer (in charge of entire engine room and shipboard mechanical/electrical components)

(NOTE: Steward's Department does not consist of any officers, all personnel in this department are unlicensed but certain Stewards carry more authority than others.)

Before becoming a vessel operations manager, Brian sailed as a Merchant Marine officer with Moore McCormack Lines.

Merchant Marine Officer by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 30, 2007

marilyn monroe 

Born Norma Jean Mortenson in the charity ward. Her mother was put into an asylem when she was young and she was left to live in foster homes and orphanages. She first became a model and then went on to become the biggest actress ever. She suffered from phycological problems. Cause of death unkown.

see Some Like it Hot, The Misfits, or Gentleman Prefer Blondes

marilyn monroe by Emmi May 13, 2005

marijuana 

This is to shut the anti-weed mofuckas up.
1st of all...I could say that weed is a natural plant.....then all you haters would say "oh, but not everythin made in nature is good fo u" rite?....then i would say "is weed that harmful that it would kill you?"...then you couldnt say nuttin

2nd....the business itself.....do you kno how much paper you could make if you deal good shit? ud be a millionaire.....imagine if the US government legalized weed.....do u kno that we'd never have to worry bout economic problems ever again because they'd b so many people buyin and sellin it. supply and demand

3rd....its safer.....more people are addicted to alcohol and cigarettes than weed.....AND DONT EVEN GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT CUZ CIGARETTES AND ALCOHOL CANNNN KILL YOU.....weed cant....drinkin and driving accidents accidents are more likely to happen by 3x than a smokin and drivin accident...

4th....y not?....the shit gives u suchhh a relaxed state of mind....imagine if you wit ur girl....how much better would you feel wit her THAT relaxed....imagine you at a meeting.....imagine how easy it would be for you to cooperate wit every1....that is only if you smoke enuff to get a good high goin.....not a high as fuck episode.

5th....its great for anorexics....people who so afraid to gain some weight.....jus give em some reefa.....those mofuckin munchies will get to em sooner or later.

6th....its great for social gatherins.....wouldn't you rather smoke, get high, and enjoy your state of mind instead of drink, get drunk as fuck, and puke all over yo frends carpet?

7th....introspective.....you think bout so much shit when you high.....no lie....like after you fed yoself and sit down.....you think bout shit...like God, yo life, yo girl and it clears up a lot of stuff too

8th....if it were legalized.....so many more companies would get more business......the glass industry would be huge because of all the bongs it would make....sandwich bags would be goin good cuz u need somewhere where you stash that shit.....all fast food joints would be makin double the business cuz of all the people wit munchies....and every1 would b eatin brownies all day....haha


so you see u fuckheads.....this shit would make our world such a better place.....no wars, no plague, no destruction....jus chillin 24/7.....420 ma niggas........

Mary Jane, AK-47, Buddha, Purple Haze, Strawberry Haze, KB, Rhino, Beast, G13, Blueberry, Maui Howie, Shiva,

marijuana by h1ndu January 16, 2005