Marissa

An amazing girl overall. She's adorable and reminds you of a lil tike. She is lovable, touchable, and fuckable in every sense. You just wish you could just spend the rest of your life with her. She is sexy and has a cute giggle. She is extremely ticklish. She is very caring and gives great massages, in every aspect. Although she can be very defiant, selfish, and childish at times. Otherwise and excellent friend, girlfriend, and wife.
Guy 1: I got a new girlfriend. She's sexy and I can't wait to tap that...
Guy 2: Her name wouldn't be Marissa by any chance?
Guy 1: Yeah...how'd you know?
Guy 2: Because I just got done taping a Marissa.
by HarrySack69 March 14, 2011
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Fakepoor

The feeling of being poor without actually understanding your earning potential.
Tyler was fakepoor when his friends new he worked for Southwest.
by HarrySack69 September 18, 2023
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