Funky Cold Medina 

A term used in the 80's by rapper tone loc to describe a clingy gold digging bitch, also has a possible cockney use

Mate 1: look'at'dat love over there shes only into the guy for his wad
Mate 2: yeah, she's a real Funky Cold Medina

Funky Cold Medina by LaughingMann January 13, 2012

Funky Cold Medina 

The act of luring someone into giving you a blowjob on the premise of giving a blowjob, but not providing a blowjob.

"SO, he said to me, hey if you suck my cock, i'll suck yours.... how about it stud?
So I gave him a blowjob and then when it was my turn he just pulled up his pants, laughed at me, winked and said
Funky cold medina"

Funky Cold Medina by bifficus April 26, 2007

the cake is cold

what co-workers tell each other as secret code to know that, yes, today is somebody's birthday - and yes, cake will be shared in the lunchroom.

Receptionist J: isn't today Mary's birthday?

Receptionist P: Duh wench, the cake is cold!

the cake is cold by ReceptionistJ September 4, 2008

inch cold

to be in great need of a shit, often one stage worse than touching cloth.

where's the nearest bog, I'm inch cold!

inch cold by Wallace February 18, 2005

Old Cold Rainy Island 

Great Britain, which is known for being an old country (relative to the USA), rather chilly, and rainy sometimes.

So, are you going back to the Old Cold Rainy Island to meet the Queen?

Old Cold Rainy Island by Draconi March 6, 2011

Funky cold Medina 

Originally just a “fuzzy navel,” that’s what Loc and the Beastie Boys were talking about, but many new versions of the drink have popped up since hip-hop made it famous… trust an old G

Dat funky cold Medina droppin ur momma’s panties in the 80’s is the only reason ur around to look this ish up!

Funky cold Medina by IVI r. G June 10, 2022

Hot or Cold 

Meaning are you available to hang or not. Taken from the lyrics of the Katy Perry song, "Hot or Cold". The next few lines could also be used to add effect.

Me: "Hey man we're going to Pacifica this summer, are you hot or cold?"
Him: "What??"
Me: "Are you yes or are you no? Are you in or out? Are you up, or are you down?"
"Oh I get it, I guess I'm in or whatever."

Hot or Cold by Nynecho June 20, 2016