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the cold blanket treatment 

a technique used when a tard tries to make a break for it involving a wet, weighted blanket which has been put in the freezer. the wrangler throws the blanket on to the tard throwing him to the ground and stopping him in his tracks.
“did you hear that earlier today chen got the cold blanket treatment? he didn’t even stand a chance!”
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Cracking open a cold one with the boys 

When you drink, typically beer or some other alcoholic beverage, with the boys and have a good time.
"Hey, you able to hang out this weekend?"
"Sure, we'll be Cracking open a cold one with the boys."

Funky Cold Medina 

A term used in the 80's by rapper tone loc to describe a clingy gold digging bitch, also has a possible cockney use
Mate 1: look'at'dat love over there shes only into the guy for his wad
Mate 2: yeah, she's a real Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina by LaughingMann January 13, 2012

Funky Cold Medina 

The act of luring someone into giving you a blowjob on the premise of giving a blowjob, but not providing a blowjob.
"SO, he said to me, hey if you suck my cock, i'll suck yours.... how about it stud?
So I gave him a blowjob and then when it was my turn he just pulled up his pants, laughed at me, winked and said
Funky cold medina"
Funky Cold Medina by bifficus April 26, 2007

the cake is cold

what co-workers tell each other as secret code to know that, yes, today is somebody's birthday - and yes, cake will be shared in the lunchroom.
Receptionist J: isn't today Mary's birthday?

Receptionist P: Duh wench, the cake is cold!
the cake is cold by ReceptionistJ September 4, 2008
to be in great need of a shit, often one stage worse than touching cloth.
where's the nearest bog, I'm inch cold!
inch cold by Wallace February 18, 2005