yoinking it with the bros

A little bit of lacrosse with the boys

What were you up yesterday?
Just yoinking it with the bros

by Tokyo tommy March 19, 2018

bro karma

Getting caught in the vicious cycle of karma for not being a bro.

An example is when AJ did not grind for his bro's, later because of bro karma a friend who was annoying him, mistakenly spilt bong water on him.

by Wordladdd February 13, 2017

Chill bro

A phrase, used in extreme cases, which is directed toward an individual with little or no chill. Ironically, the phrase usually has little to no effect, and in many cases incites the individual to show even less chill.

Guy 1: "You come into my house, eat from my fridge, fuck my wife, and take a dump in my toilet?!?"

Guy2: "Woahhhhhhh chill bro"

*Guy1, realizing Guy2 is actually no "bro" of his, loses all chill he had left*

by Chillbro March 17, 2017

bro.0

Very very stupid kid with a fat, shriveled up penis. He also has anger issues and says everybody's bullying him even though he's never seen real bullies before. He also has "sex dolls" of everybody he knows and has sex with them whenever he feels like it. One day he brought one named "Rachel" to our house and demonstrated for us, his penis didn't fit in the "sex dolls" hole. he had to use a knife to make the hole bigger!

Yo, bro.0 you've got some problems
bro.0: Yeah I do, now fuck off !!!

by AlecBoydisacrazyperson June 30, 2016

Bro-Burrito

When a guy uses a blanket to become a burrito

Dakota - What are you doing tonight?

Ryley - Gonna become a Bro-Burrito

by B-BoyMcRib (Ryley) June 16, 2016

Noodle Bros

When two Bros Jack off to the same porn video or porn star at different times.

Mike- "Yo Auston have you seen Gianna's new porno"
Austin- " Yea I beat my dick to it last night"
Mike- "Sick we are totally noodle bros"

by BobLee173 May 16, 2016

exlax bro

A male from the age of 25 or so onwards that can't give up the life of laxing. Generally they become highly offended when you disrespect the sport of lacrosse. Signs of an exlax bro are...
• Their life goal is to become a teacher for the sole purpose to become a high school lacrosse coach.
•They play for a mens club team and the highlight of their year is being made officer of the club.
•They wish they had more college elligibility to continue playing college lacrosse at a D3 school.

"God I hate Marshall. He is such a pole smoking exlax bro."

by Chupasquanchmo May 31, 2016