Dirk Bird 

The dream team duo of anything and everything ever.

Hey bro, who the hell is Jordan and Lebron compared to Dirk Bird

Dirk Bird by BroZone555 February 6, 2017

Dirty Bird 

The act of removing ones penis from the anus of a another recently fucked individual, and slapping ones dick across their or anothers face to replicate the dirty sanchez, but in a more demeaning way.

I picked up this mad slut at a club and she asked for something she has never had before, so I gave her a good ole dirty bird!

Dirty Bird by Th3_real_b1rd March 4, 2017

admiral bird shotgun 

The act of blowing smoke on a man's penis for sexual pleasure.

She took her lips away from the bong to give him the old Admiral Bird shotgun on his south pole.

admiral bird shotgun by Aristocratic Linen April 5, 2017

whoopty bird

When you are hungover and shitting, then you have to stand up and turn around to throw up in the same can.

He got so fucked up last night, he had to do the whoopty bird.

whoopty bird by Steve irkel August 18, 2017

Scottish "bird" droppings 

Whilst standing ontop of the castle in Edinburgh proceed to wank over the edge first person to hit someone below wins if you get caught say it's bird shit

John "Matt got hit by some bird shit"
Stuart "That's not bird shit ,those are some scottish "bird" droppings

Scottish "bird" droppings by Mr.IKnowYou September 3, 2017

mr.bird 

An agriculture teacher that chews and drinks, normally has a long mustache and gives pointless notes

Notes again? Why mr.bird

mr.bird by Jroundy4 November 30, 2017

Dick bird 

Someone who tricks coworkers into not bringing a lunch to work.

What a dick bird! Ridge said there would be an employee appreciation steak dinner today. I fell for his trick and now I don’t have a lunch!

Dick bird by Supertilley December 6, 2017