staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.

Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.

by mkpk May 17, 2018

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Shot gun pussy

Good pussy.

He didn’t last long in Stellla because she had shot gun pussy.

by Chick1822 June 6, 2018

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Cum Gun

Tis a gun full of male cum. It's pretty weak sauce. Or baby sauce i guess.

"Bro i put that cum gun right to her head and disappointed her so hard."

by DIRTYHARRYBOX June 7, 2018

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Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!

Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.

by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

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Big gun

A big gun is a gun that is big, therefore it will kill you with one bullet.

Tonya: Hey guess what I got today Steve!
Steve: What did you get?
Tonya: A Big gun.
Steve: what

Tonya: You know why?
Steve: no…
Tonya: I know you had sex with MY boyfriend.

Steve: *Dies of Big gun*

by I’m a juicy papaya August 9, 2022

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