The act of positioning oneself indoors by a letterbox and masturbating whilst waiting for a postie to deliver mail. The timing must be so immaculate, that ejaculation should occur as the postie’s hand enters the letterbox. To complete the process, the phrase “special delivery” should be exclaimed when semen strikes the unsuspecting Royal Mail officer.
Had a perfect postie-wank yesterday. Keeping that spreadsheet of my average post delivery times really paid off and I got him right on the thumb.
by You’ve got mail November 12, 2023
Get the Postie-wankmug. by cyclopentane June 27, 2023
Get the Calm-down wankmug. A collective noun for two or more psi’s of hip waders or a group of two or more people wearing hip waders
1) the fishing lodge had a wall of a wank of waders for the fishermen to wear
2) the fishing stream was busy with a wank of guys fly fishing
2) the fishing stream was busy with a wank of guys fly fishing
by Docksee March 2, 2023
Get the Wankmug. A social networking site to rival facebook....aimed at women (or men, we don't want no homophobes here) who are seeking a man with either a) a face like a bag of elbows or b) enough false charm to get you into bed and then not bother with you ever again (we are expecting record joinings) better than facebook and without the stupid status updates!!! For women who think charm is a brick wrapped in a brick (tm Roo)
Krystal "I joined Sack of Wank looking for an ugly mutt to take to hockey and they have Jesse Boulerice!!!!"
Luanne "get stamped on!!!"
or.....
Chantelle-Chanelle "Why do men always treat me like an idiot?"
Courtney "because you are an idiot Chantelle-Chanelle (and I think your mother hated you) but why not join Sack of Wank, they have loads of grade A wanksacking arseholes on there and this week they have a special offer, free Sack of Wank with every account opened" deep voice says.....terms and conditions apply
Luanne "get stamped on!!!"
or.....
Chantelle-Chanelle "Why do men always treat me like an idiot?"
Courtney "because you are an idiot Chantelle-Chanelle (and I think your mother hated you) but why not join Sack of Wank, they have loads of grade A wanksacking arseholes on there and this week they have a special offer, free Sack of Wank with every account opened" deep voice says.....terms and conditions apply
by Bertuzzi's Bitch and the Roo September 21, 2009
Get the Sack of Wankmug. everyone gets in a circle with there left hand on the person to there lefts dick and use your right hand to beat your own meat. You finish into a cup and the last to finish drinks it
by Azsw January 2, 2020
Get the Gang wankmug. when your edgeing your penis and you feel like your going to nut, but you stop. Then you take out your knife and slice a bit of your penis off so you can edge more.
Jorge loved edgeing, he edged in class, in the principals office, in his mom's bedroom everywhere he went. Jorge felt like he nutted to fast so he decided to start shiv wanking. He sliced a bit of foreskin off his torch to stop him from nutting, then continued, after countless hours, beating his record he nutted with a big smile of his face oh and also on his tip.
by skibbidi_toliet April 17, 2024
Get the shiv wankingmug. Masturbating into a microwaved tortilla wrap until ejaculation occurs, wrapping it up like a burrito and serving it to an enemy
'Din!' Announced Rogle, 'I just made a wank burrito and serving it to Dennis with his pepper coffee!'
by RogleDin December 12, 2018
Get the Wank Burritomug.