Strut Nut

Whilst a person is walking, possibly in a hurry, a slower person, perhaps larger in size(fat), is walking in front of them and is blocking any passing opportunity for the walker in behind. This can prove to be very frustrating and often the walker in behind passes the slow one in front and for a brief moment they are awkwardly walking side by side.

Sandy: I was walking to Mark's house yesterday when some fat bitch was holding me up so I decided to pass her.

Shaun: Oh yeah, that bitch was such a strut nut!

by PeSeEpE May 22, 2009

Mad Nuts

When someone is crazy about another person & then they meet someone who is nuts about them. Then combine them and you get "Mad Nuts!"

I am just "Mad Nuts" about you!

by Jewels4Justin July 22, 2010

Bumble Nut

A Bumble Nut is other wise known as a small ball of faeces that has not been wiped properly and sticks to the hairs around your anus, and is left so long it has gone hard. The name derives from Bum-Ball-Nut but recent accents in recent times have thus changed this to Bumble Nut

In school we went swimming and my mate Benyon tried to change into his trunks but his underpants were caught on his Bumble Nuts.

My mates girlfriend made me a Bumble Nut Sandwich for lunch last week.

by emo_the_love_god October 27, 2010

deeeeeez nuts

peanut plaster blaster

YO HAVEN
wut
DEEEeEEZ NUTS ARE FREEZING

by HavenDaPlugger January 12, 2021

Nutted myself

To experience something so orgasmic one ejaculates themselves.

That corvette was badass. I think I nutted myself when it pulled up.

by IJustWantToAddADef November 10, 2019

Spliz-Nut

Someone who is a mad hater and dislikes people that are poor

Marcus: Jacobe, Why do you have to be a little Spliz-Nut; just because my shirts better than yours

Jacobe: Shut up! Im going home

by Sampson_Jones March 22, 2009

Nuclear nuts

When your getting some pussy, fellatio, or an emthusiastic handjob. Spit sweat and noises with dirty talk.

At the point of skeeting both nuts are stimulated and like a fire hose nut burst out with the velocity of an Ar-15 automatic assault rifle thus a nuclear nut

Tyrone:
Damn Becky that rusty trombone you gave me last night was the shit!!

Becky: I know you came so hard it was nuclear nuts!!!

by smiling assassin September 12, 2016