Nut valet

A friend of the girl you are boning who's job it is to take care of your balls.

Usually less attractive than the girl you're fucking, but can still perform a vital function - like letting old people greet at walmart

Girl 1: "I'd love to go to your place, but I need to drop my friend home"
Guy: "No probs, she can join us and be my nut valet"
Girl 2: "It's better than nothing, let's go"

Guy 1: "My gals less attractive friend is staying over tonight"
Guy 2: "Nut valet?"
Guy 1: "Nut valet!"

by nipplenibble February 18, 2011

Nutting Roulette

When your girlfriend takes birth control and you nut inside of her. Similar to Russian Roulette but with sex.

My friend bet me $100 that I wouldn't play nutting roulette with my girlfriend.

by Certified Downy April 22, 2017

Strut Nut

Whilst a person is walking, possibly in a hurry, a slower person, perhaps larger in size(fat), is walking in front of them and is blocking any passing opportunity for the walker in behind. This can prove to be very frustrating and often the walker in behind passes the slow one in front and for a brief moment they are awkwardly walking side by side.

Sandy: I was walking to Mark's house yesterday when some fat bitch was holding me up so I decided to pass her.

Shaun: Oh yeah, that bitch was such a strut nut!

by PeSeEpE May 22, 2009

Jimmy Nut

Is a male frontal wedgie.

Matt Rice had a serious jimmy nut in school.

by Matt Denis Rice September 14, 2009

Nutted myself

To experience something so orgasmic one ejaculates themselves.

That corvette was badass. I think I nutted myself when it pulled up.

by IJustWantToAddADef November 10, 2019

Spliz-Nut

Someone who is a mad hater and dislikes people that are poor

Marcus: Jacobe, Why do you have to be a little Spliz-Nut; just because my shirts better than yours

Jacobe: Shut up! Im going home

by Sampson_Jones March 22, 2009

Nuclear nuts

When your getting some pussy, fellatio, or an emthusiastic handjob. Spit sweat and noises with dirty talk.

At the point of skeeting both nuts are stimulated and like a fire hose nut burst out with the velocity of an Ar-15 automatic assault rifle thus a nuclear nut

Tyrone:
Damn Becky that rusty trombone you gave me last night was the shit!!

Becky: I know you came so hard it was nuclear nuts!!!

by smiling assassin September 12, 2016