dirt mother

one whos «soil» purpose is to educate others on dirt & soil

chelcea used to be my dirt mother, & now i know where dirt comes from !

by archmenases May 13, 2019

mother's curse

"May you have children who turn out just like you." Used by parents who are fed up with their kids' attitudes or behaviours.

My kid won't clean his room; it's the mother's curse come back to haunt me! I never cleaned my room either when I was a kid.

by The upstairs guy May 15, 2019

dobbys mother

the person sitting on your left with a hat and glasses

who is that

i am dobbys mother

by dobbys mother March 8, 2019

super mother fricken bored

It is a state where you will try to find satisfaction in typing 'super mother fricken bored' into urban dictionary but find no result so there is no satisfaction. But I got a different type of satisfaction by writing my own definition. So what I'm tryna say is that you are now satisfied with your search definition!

Super mother fricken bored 'oh hey let's type that into urban dictionary and see what comes up', 'that sounds like a great idea man.'

by Satisfy.Major May 27, 2019

Mother fucker

A gender neutral way to identify someone

Person 1: how are you mother fucker
Person 2: im pretty good

This is way better than this

Person 1: how are you dude

Person 2: I iDeNtIfY aS fEmAlE
Person 3: sToP dEmOnIzInG tRaNs PeOpLe By NoT rEsPeCtInG tHeIr PrOnOuN

by Epic bruh gamer moment August 2, 2019

Mother me

A woman who wants to become pregnant or adopt to love and nourish a child.

My uterus is screaming, mother me please !

by T.I.D August 19, 2019

Mother Monkey

The severe and upmost abusive insult that any individual can ever give or receive. It is the verbal form of an alabama hot pocket, so disgusting and severe that it should never truly be used outside of a joke reference.

Miguel: Hey retard
Nigel: You talking to me you Mother Monkey looking ass!?
Miguel: Dies

by IWannaDieRightNowLol October 13, 2019