oh man

Often used for either conversation fillers or "oh fuck" statements.

Oh man, that dog took a crap on my shoe

by big_cheese April 17, 2005

Slender Man

The Slender Man is a mythological figure, who is distinguished by his lack of facial features, impeccable black suit, extreme height, and the mass of tendrils that extend from his appendages. He is also known for the ability to stretch his limbs to impossible lengths. His Modus Operandi is stealing children, usually by mesmerizing them with his gently swaying tendrils, and having them walk towards him until they are well within his grasp. What he does, exactly, with these children is unknown, whether they are killed, eaten, or simply brought to a different dimension to Slender Man's abode. The Slender Man is commonly found on the /x/ forum in 4chan, and is a prominent figure in creepypasta.

Mark: Hey, will you take care of my little sister for the night?
Sally: Yeah, no problem.
(four hours later)
Mark: Where's my sister?
Sally: The... THE SLENDER MAN GOT HER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

by Alastor Thraxton August 22, 2011

man juice

Euphemism for semen, also known as man chowder, or gentleman's juice.

I bet she gets her fill of man juice!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

candy man

A person who's house you go to for drugs.

"Lets go see the candy man!"

by stupidcuntsarah June 28, 2009

Wing Manned

The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.

MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?

MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.

MW-She was like 400 pounds

MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.

by mpoppe August 24, 2009

man-spackle

A slang term referring to semen. "Man-spackle" is compared to a white spreadable wall plastering compound, hence, "man-spackle" tends to be a word used by common blue-collar workers in the construction trades.

Example 1: I pulled my penis from her vagina, and ejaculated a load of man-spackle onto her breasts.

Example 2: My girlfriend came home with dried man-spackle covering her tramp stamp. What a white-trash whore she turned out to be!

by Rook's buddy May 13, 2010

laid man

the etymology of a Laid Man comes from a Made Man, but instead a Laid Man is someone who is constantly getting laid, either by multiple girls or his gf. it does not mean someone who got laid once. to qualify for the term, the man has to be having sex consistently.

every since Mike got a gf, he became a Laid Man

by flagman5 November 6, 2006