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jonny sausage 

AYE, YO JONNY SAUSAGE HOW YOU DOIN?
jonny sausage by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

Johnykanony 

A disease that make's anything in its path retarted.
Watch out before johnykanony whaaing on you.
Johnykanony by yuh_yurr_yeah May 27, 2018
A funny funny girl. She's very pretty, but sometimes slow. She's smart, and a nice person *sometime she can be a hoe"
Person 1: "Hey bro thats girl is so pretty"
Person 2: "She must be a Johnnel"
Johnnel by Stephen Harper July 4, 2018

Johny Johny 

Papa asks Johny Johny : Eating sugar??
Johny Johny by KKnedlik September 12, 2018

Jonny Two Texts 

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
Jonny Two Texts by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018