Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)

I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

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food rapist

A person who has authority over defenseless people ( young children, seniors, disabled, prisoners...etc) and knowingly provides only unhealthy food choices.

The boarding school caretaker was a food rapist who served the children only cheap processed junk food in order to pocket more of the food budget.

by Kittycares September 8, 2019

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chewing the same food you just spit out

When you just dealt with a problem and solved it, then you have to deal with it again.

i just broke up with my bf
didn't you need his money tho
ugh i will get back together with him then, get the money, then i will break up with him
your basically chewing the same food you just spit out.

by ahfukajshfk May 16, 2018

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