Lunch Cunt

A person in an office environment who is never satisfied with the lunch order that has been ordered for the employees as a whole. Will most likely be in a bad mood immediately after committing lunch cuntery.

One who always muddles up a lunch order; dissatisfied with the order.

Jim was a total lunch cunt after he found out he was getting lasagna instead of his favorite sandwich he always orders.

by kdawg4 April 17, 2009

cunt plunger

Another term for the male reproductive organ, see dick.

"Man, he tore me up using his cunt plunger".

by sbutter September 4, 2008

Rookie Cunt

Girl who is not yet a cunt but well on the way

Sarah is such a rookie cunt she has made out with 3 guys in the last week

by Lexii-mckayy December 28, 2008

cunt waggler

A girl who unfairly uses being female as a way to get preferential treatment over others.

-"Look at that cunt waggler trying to skip the queue."

-"How was the bar?"
-"It took forever to get served, there was many a cunt being waggled."

by The King of Hvar January 24, 2014

Cunt pimple

An asshole, douchenozzle, douchebag, twat, bitch, or jerk off who trolls a page and creates chaos and annoys the admin. Made popular by Lady Face on Sarcasm 101: Bitch With a Blog via fb
Also known as a penis wrinkle and the worst kinds of trolls are infected cunt pimples

Justin is a trolling little cunt pimple with nothing better to do.

Serpentia crazy pants is a cunt pimple with her 72 law degrees in 97 countries the loony bitch.

by Lady Face February 3, 2014

Shawl Cunting

Women (or men) who go about their day with a shawl on, but no pants or underwear. Also see Shirt Cocker, Shirt Cocking and Porky Pig.

Supposedly first coined at burning man where shirt cocking and shawl cunting is most prevalent. In 2014, the BRC Dept. of Radical Inclusion Dick-a-boo Task Force notified all persons that shirt cocking should now be replaced with "dick-a-boo".

That person is outstandingly shawl cunting! Quick, scutinize them with the megaphone and fire the pants-cannon at them - then offer them a dusty, cold beer.

by shirtcocker September 4, 2014

muther cunt

A designation for the mother of all cunts. In fact it can be scientifically notated as: matriarchal vaginogenesis. Used as a compund descriptor of ones supreme cuntness. It can be used as a male title of mal-nobility as well or in general.

My sister walked in on me getting head from my boyfriend. She called me a whore! Said we interupted her playing 'vigaina D.J.' What a muther cunt!!!

by Mr. Nate December 1, 2014