pokey bum wank

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man

Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most

by KenNeth Roote December 2, 2020

Hipster Wank

wankin the terms of it being terrible. Hipster Wank is a term to describe bad art work using a medium that is outdated or just old. Hipsters are the ones who tend to use an out dated medium. They use it because they think it makes their art work better or they use it to show their different. You can see this on Instagram by simply looking at the hashtag “film is not dead”.

Person 1: “mate look at this photography”
Person 2: “yeah that’s a good example of hipster wank. Shooting in 35mm film doesn’t make your photography good”

by Kevin the obese fetus June 16, 2019

Titty wank

A woman to giggle and wiggle her titties with her hands.

Woman: I had a great titty wank.
Ftiend: Me too.

by Ultimate guitar November 7, 2018

Tanner Wank

When one friend or colleague adopts the position of standing whilst bent over, or on all fours, in preparation to receive the ejaculate of another colleague or friend to their back region. This ideally should be performed in a public area, such as a high street or shopping district of a well populated town, surrounded by mutual friends or colleagues in order to constitute a ‘full Tanner’. If the latter conditions are not meant, then the action between two friends or colleagues may only be considered a ‘half Tanner’.

Jee-whiz guys that was fun meeting up the other day.. and what about that full Tanner Wank at the end!

I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night

Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?

Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner

What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!

by Pipe2Pipe Bushman September 22, 2020

wanking and banking

The act of masturbating vigorously over a strippers ass.

Bruh Daequan been wanking and banking in the back room. Fucking legend.

by Mad Pussy 69 June 6, 2018

wank spamp

irish rural word.. its a term to put somebody down when they do something wrong

you broke that widow , you wank spamp

by irelandman May 2, 2010

Sticky wank

When you put hair gel in your hands and have a quick wank.

I was about to go out with the boys on a Friday night and was doing my hair with hair gel and fancied a sticky wank.

by Sticky wank October 6, 2020