dick lesson

When you teach someone how to use a dick, ensuring your mates can use their dick to full-strength

BoOb- Ayo, can you give me a quick dick lesson?

JeFf- Ofcouse, come here.

by gauhati January 7, 2022

dick

dick is a male body part but is normally used as an insult.

you know bod, yeah he's such a DICK!

by ihatemyselfbcimnotfunny<33 March 5, 2022

dick pick

(noun) small dick

Paul has no girl because he is/has a dick pick.

by Jayloe 420 February 12, 2022

Double dick

When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week

Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year

Jon: ya the Colts got pumped

by Herbert4Life November 6, 2018

dick dunlop

A condom

If he had used a dick Dunlop the he wouldn’t have ended up getting her preggo and having to fork out for child support

by Crombo July 19, 2020

Lady and the Tramp Dick

Lady and the Tramp dick is when you partied too hard, your dick isn’t even al dente hard and all you want to do is connect like Lady and the Tramp. But the only thing your dick is good for is a loving slurp.

Dan, you just went too hard last night. I know you had it on lock with Linzy, but your Lady and the Tramp dick ruined it.

by Pupule September 2, 2022

Charcoal Dick

A man who has endured so much dry pussy, there dick is burnt like charcoal

That cooch was so dry It gave me charcoal dick

by LostFruit21 July 23, 2025