dick swig

Verb. The act of indulging in another's alcoholic beverage due to a desire to get fucked up but unwillingness to refill one's own drink.

Mike is too lazy to make a new drink so he decided to dick swig Amanda's cocktail.

by Amanda Drew April 20, 2018

Pencil Dick

Name famously given to former Teaneck, New Jersey town councilman Keith Kaplan by Teaneck Board of Education Vice President Victoria Fisher, as reported in The Jewish Standard (Who can say what at a meeting?, 12/7/23): "Relations between Mr. Kaplan and Ms. Fisher are frosty, to understate. The board of education’s vice president responded to a text Mr. Kaplan sent her with these words: 'Lose my number pencil dick."

'Lose my number pencil dick.'

by Carpenter Pencil January 26, 2024

good dick energy

After good dick the woman becomes productive the following day

That man gave me good dick energy

by Good1234good1234 July 22, 2024

dick

a banana in ur body but wi th ur skin colour

kim: wow what is that
jerry: its my dick

by hi its barbie May 12, 2022

Dick sneeze

Busting a nut. Ejaculation. Cumming

Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.

by High coyote April 21, 2018

Grab his dick

Garb it as a surprise

Grab his dick

by Master Jew May 15, 2022

dick thumb

A practical joke picture message posing a penis in place of a thumb during a photograph explaining a thumb injury that has resulted in a seriously swollen thumb.

I got my latest group chat good last night with the dick thumb. I explained that it wasn’t my dick,

by moongorilla March 18, 2018