Dicking around

To waste time, dilly dalling.

Stop dicking around,we need to keep moving.

by Toa Pohatu March 22, 2017

Dick

(Verb) to be played by a person or false persona for the purpose of achieving sexual satisfaction or sadistic cravings. Often used as a desperate attempt to hide something personal, ie. homosexuality.

She realized she had been dicked by her current boyfriend when she found out via text message that he chose his second girlfriend over her.

by superwholock69 January 22, 2014

kick dick november

a month that girls can get all the boys back for slap ass october

oi its kick dick november

by thatgurlyouneversee October 1, 2020

Grab his dick

Garb it as a surprise

Grab his dick

by Master Jew May 15, 2022

Dick On Salt (DOS)

When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.

-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy

by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2021

dick eater

A insult used to describe someone who excessively imitates or supports someone else, often to an annoying or embarrassing degree. This usually implies desperation or a lack of self-respect.

"Every time the manager walks in, Enon's right there laughing at jokes that aren't even funny. Total dick eater behavior."

by tookender May 24, 2025

Plastered dick voyage

There are various definitions for this one, but it mainly means getting high on heroin and going on a long strenuous walk while lifting a 50lb barbell with your boner. This is a common practice in Western Asia, Cuba, and mostly the mid west states of the United States.

When the young man went on his first Plastered dick voyage, it was very enlightening to his mind.

by Shady sam March 22, 2017