monkey dick

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick

“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”

by iH8Trannys June 6, 2019

Denim dick

1. When a woman refuses her anatomy but will merely accept friction between denim, often causing a jean boner.

Some who experience this sensation report "blue balls" and/or 1/8th of orgasm.

2. When you don't get to go all the way with the girl you're hooking up with

Me: "man, how far'd you get with that chick last night"

Sam: "Denim dick man"

by DontQ April 20, 2016

dick spackle

The dried white residue that stays on the skin after a man ejaculates on another person.

After he shot his load in her face, he filled her acne craters with his dick spackle

by Skins Sug June 17, 2018

Tender Dick

Tender Dick is very contagious stay away from effected ones

Stop being a tender Dick she will understand we always have a guys night

by Willthebillpvok September 21, 2022

mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.

"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"

by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017

nigga dick croissant

A nigga dick being twisted and contorted to the point where it looks like a croissant

Can also be used as an exclamation

Did you see Johnny? He’s in the hospital for nigga dick croissant

by bbbunz November 3, 2023

Destroy dick December

After you win NNN, you must nut the same amount of times as the day e.g. for the first day, you nut once, on the second day, you nut twice, on the thirty first you nut 31 times. Anything goes during DDD weather you have sex or you nut to femboys, everything goes. Good luck soldiers

James: Yo bro, NNN just ended, you survive?
Davis: I did, but now the real challenge starts, destroy dick December…

by Tweaking the fuck out rn November 13, 2024