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Urban Dictionary 

The website that welcomes all kinds of imaginary and real words...and their useful yet quirky definitions. Home of Mr. Wordington the Tenth!
Urban Dictionary: Welcome to my domain, man! Anything to declare?
You: Yes, I would like to submit a word.
Urban Dictionary: Right this way! All words are welcome, made up, or real!
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Urban Dictionary 

some crap website that is not even that good populated with people that write there own name and write good stuff about it.

your name can not be defined so deal with it
hey have you heard of that guy on Urban Dictionary THAT DEFINED HIS NAME

WHAT A LOSER
Urban Dictionary by culkie August 21, 2018

urban dictionary 

Last night I had a jay arthur to urban dictionary.
urban dictionary by webbcraft August 26, 2018

Urban Dictionary 

A place where people try way to hard to be funny by bringing inside jokes and making up words that make no sense where there are perfectly fine alternatives already in the English language. Most definitions will probably be sex related
User: Hmm, what's something that describes the feeling of wanting to fuck someone but you can't get yo dick hard? Oh i have an idea, i'll call it "Soft Dick blues!".. Ill add that to the urban dictionary!!!

Response: yeah, dude, it's called erectile dysfunction because you watch too much porn
Urban Dictionary by Kanye Yeast November 3, 2018

Urban Dictionary 

A online source of nonsense that i still read
Urban Dictionary by PeppaPigFan9 November 4, 2018

urban dictionary police 

The process by which a seemingly random group people at the Urban Dictionary, without rhyme or reason rejects your brilliant, apropos, relevant, timely and eloquent definition of things begging to be defined.
Floozednightch: Such a brilliant word to describe a "gasoline powered turtleneck sweater." Talk about your relevance?! ..everyone's wearing one, everyone's talking about them, the stores can't keep them in stock, and they're all over social media!!! The garment begs for a single word definition! Dam you urban dictionary police!
urban dictionary police by ribick November 5, 2018

Urban Dictionary 

A website where all sanity goes to die and where people usually can’t talk about one subject without bringing sex into it.
Person 1: Were you on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah, I don’t have any sanity left.