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He hasn't come back yet
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Dad

Dad is just waiting in the queue for milk it must have been a pretty long line because he has been there for 4 years.
by bobsyjr April 19, 2021
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dad omelette

When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.
Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch

Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!

Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
by bakedjake August 30, 2021
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Alam no dad

Fartherless child,no friends,emo,obsessed with. Abrar,deppresed,family left him ,poor,homless hass to give money go him,trash,Pakistani scammer
by Boy_with_dad May 25, 2022
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Dad roulette

You and your friends mix your cum together and inject it into a (consenting) woman. whenever the baby is born get a dna test done and whoever is the dad wins.
Yo you tryna play a game of dad roulette?
by Watch "cool as ice" December 18, 2020
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Dad-warmth

The unique bodily property exclusive to dads that allows them to resist frigid weather while wearing their khaki shorts.
Mother:"Your dad went out without a jacket!"
Son:"Eh, he'll be fine. He's got Dad-warmth."
by Flimflambam October 5, 2018
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Hot dad

The definition of hot dad is mikey. It is being the most attractive, coolest, raddest person ever to exist.
Wow that mikey over there, he’s one hot dad.
by mikeyfan69 May 1, 2019
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