Well, I went to this party, and I got sooooo fucked up! After that party, I went home with this guy, and we started having craazy secks. When he started going down on me, i looked and thought he was stickin' it in raw-dog, but no. He has a nasal penis.
by Dildough Queefingstein January 21, 2011
Get the Nasal Penismug. Also known as dick cheese penis rot is a disgusting fungus that is produced from under washing of the penis.
by Myawesomelife February 23, 2009
Get the Penis Rotmug. A condition that comes from sitting in front of the computer all day jerking off constantly to internet porn.
"I guess I have to stop masturbating so much, I think I'm getting penis elbow."
" Yeah why don't you stop looking at those porn sites constantly and put the dick down. Your arm might feel better. Your dick might not be so sore either"
" Yeah why don't you stop looking at those porn sites constantly and put the dick down. Your arm might feel better. Your dick might not be so sore either"
by JC Dingleberry May 10, 2016
Get the Penis elbowmug. 
a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.
by ColdFusion July 12, 2003
Get the the penis songmug. by Alex LeBlanc January 2, 2008
Get the jakes penismug.