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Orange Necks

Orange Necks are kinda like Red Necks, but WAY dumber, and even MORE inbred. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช Orange Necks are at the very bottom of the evolutionary chain. Even dumber than Neanderthals and just barely higher than chimpanzees. ๐Ÿ’ Orange Necks rarely seek mates outside of their immediate family members. Their motto is "incest is the best!." They reside in places where your wife is also your sister. They are rabid followers of Donald Trump. They actually think that he's out for their best interest, ๐Ÿ˜‚ when in reality, he milks them for every penny, then tosses them away like a used condom.
"Man, them Orange Necks sure are dumb ๐Ÿ˜œ, they actually believe every one of Trump's lies." ๐Ÿ˜‚
by Apachicano October 14, 2025
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Cow neck

The act of deep throat being performed by a large woman
โ€œDid you see Blinks trying to get some cow neck last night? He tried to bait her in by feeding her croutons!โ€
by Church boners July 6, 2018
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Neck beard

One who is overtantly sexual mainly towards Asian women but in some cases white women typically also has bad hygiene and still lives with their parents in the basement playing video games all day everyday
He is such a โ€œNeck beardโ€
by Kid lover69 October 26, 2020
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National Grab Neck Day

November 29 this is the day you grab someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could grab the neck of would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Grab Neck Dat!

*Grabs Person 2 neck*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Grab Neck Day!

* Grabs Person 1 neck*
by mrblownyodick November 29, 2021
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Donkey Neck Combover

Did you hear that jeremys mother has a donkey neck combover
by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022
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Neck

A word gay men use when they have an urge to take it up the butt.
Frank wanted to take a dick up his ass so he blurted out neck
by Disksheje April 13, 2014
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Magnetic Neck Tie

Much like the Colombian Neck Tie but this tie includes fire and staplers
You would look great in a Magnetic Neck Tie
by Whutu October 4, 2021
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