Dyke Monster

A insult for a person or thing that you hate or just think is plain gay

wow your such a dyke monster

by hickerdicker March 30, 2005

lava monster

a hairy, creepy guy who lures young drunk girls into dark corners with the intention of taking advantage. most of the time this happens at parties and the "lava monster" asks a drunk girl to accompany him to the bathroom or secluded corner. the term "lava monster" comes from the fact that everything the "monster" touches turns to "lava", meaning the girl wont be touched by any of the "lava monster's" friends because she is tainted

dude! did you hear about him busting a lava monster on that girl last night?

by mcmorris November 20, 2009

pocket monster

a fart, especially when done by a child

Who has pocket monsters?

by Paul Kokorowski May 14, 2006

Land Monster

The correct term for a "Cat", the highest form of life on earth (second only to God) and a vastly superior creature to the Land Beast.

Has anyone seen my Land Monster?
Yeah, it's out plotting world domination in the garden.

by Hunter May 5, 2005

gooch monster

A derivative word for female bastard, child who is a girl and is born when the mom was not in a relationship and therefore has no dad.

Cindy's mom was never married, she was born a gooch monster.

by Jimmy Grant June 9, 2008

goof monster

"Goof monster" is a term set aside for only the lonleyest, dumbest, most annoying, most retarded person you can think of. Everyone has their own "goof monster" in their life. It could be your boss. It could be your cousin. It could be your great aunt Hilda. It doesn't matter. There's ALWAYS one there. You can easily identify a "goof monster" in a group of people, because they will be the one alone, away from the group of people. If you find yourself in a situation where you might consider yourself a "goof monster", please, do everyone a favor, and go die, because NOBODY likes "goof monsters." The term "goof monster" does NOT describe someone who is goofy, but someone who is simply retarded. This world is crawling with "goof monsters", so watch out!

Oh my god, you goof monster!!! Get away from me, you don't have any friends for a reason!

by marylovesmusic21 December 9, 2008

Meat Monster

The type of girl who wants some "man meat" so bad that she will do anything for it. A meat monster stops at nothing to get hard cock as soon as possible.

Mitch: "Yo Zack check out that girl, she looks like she is begging to get fucked"
Zack: "That is a true meat monster, and I'm gonna give it to her!"

by King Bossman March 25, 2010