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Dutch

Something that is particularly thicc or large in size
guy 1: damn you see that peach in James and the Giant Peach?
guy 2: yeah dude that peach was dutch!
by carameldream October 21, 2019
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Dutch Uncle

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
by TacoDaav August 31, 2022
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Dutches

Dutches means royalty bout she's A very pretty female ,very atractive also she's highly intelligent And she is nice but if you push her to her limit she can be a real bitch
Omg dutches is so cute😍

Did you see when dutches pushed railey

"No dutches is way to nice"☺
by Day by nigth December 16, 2018
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queef Dutch oven

When a male is performing oral sex on a woman and she aggressively queefs.
She gave me a queef Dutch oven last night. I loved it!
by QueefQueen666 August 29, 2023
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Dutch Courgette

A recreational past time involving two friends, a courgette and some marijuana. You take the courgette and put a hole in it from top to bottom. Then you put a hole at the midpoint that intersects the first hole. Pack this hole full of marijuana. The first friend takes this courgette packed with pot and insert it in their arse hole. The second friend gets into position and lights the weed. To keep the weed burning the first friend occasionally farts to provide airflow as the second friend draws in a heady breath of THC and shit
Friend 1: Oh dude I just broke my bong
Friend 2: Don't worry fam I've got you back, I've got a courgette and some lube. We can do a Dutch courgette
by Flaming_Monkey March 11, 2022
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Double Dutch Ring

when 2 men put their fingers in each other's bottom. originated in Westhill
let's do a double Dutch ring tonight....
by dory999 October 7, 2018
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Dutch Reach Around

When you give someone a reach around and they fart in your mouth at the same time.
Stephen got a mouth full of eggy gas when he gave Dick Tracey a Dutch Reach around
by Dutch Shola December 13, 2017
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