Well Dumb

When a person solves a simple problem with a complicated, expensive, or unnecessary response. This phrase is to be said after a somewhat satisfying solution is made and in a sarcastic tone. Usually, the provided solution does not offer a permanent solution to the original problem, making their sacrifices pointless.
Person 1: “I was eating spaghetti earlier and I didn’t have a clean fork, so I made one out of toothpicks and the tip of a spoon I broke to make it.”
Person 2: “So you didn’t just wash a dirty fork, but instead made one? Well Dumb.”
by SirPickleVII February 01, 2023
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dumb laser

(n) Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision

3) A person who unfailingly begins an argument with the stupidest person in the room.
1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.

3) He's always getting into fights with idiots. He's such a dumb laser.
by Snibby March 16, 2012
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dumb laser

Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision
1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.
by Snibby March 16, 2012
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national dumb bitch day

the day to celebrate the one dumb bitch that we all hate, on his/her/their special day
“hey stacy congrats!”
for what!”
“it’s national dumb bitch day! we’re celebrating you!”
by katie.batie August 13, 2024
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national dumb bitch day

a day to celebrate that one dumb bitch we all know and hate. a day to celebrate them!
stacy we’re here to celebrate you!”
“why?”
“it’s national dumb bitch day!”
by katie.batie August 13, 2024
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dumb as dust

We’ve all heard of “dumb as a brick”, but at least a brick can hold it together. Dumb as dust, is to describe someone dumber than a brick.
X is dumb as dust.

When X does something dumb you can say “man it’s dusty in here” or “it’s a little dusty today”
by Shiiniigamiis April 06, 2024
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Dumb poir

A "dumb poir" is someone who will give u money if u call them a "dumb poir" they are also poor
dixiedamelio told charlidamelio, "stfu dumb poir"
Charlidamelio replied, "fine ill give u money dumbo"
by Bacon#2385 September 11, 2021
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