dad

the person that left to get the milk and didn't come back

kid: mommy wheres dad

mom: he left to get the milk

by imdoingthisin.school.dont.tell November 23, 2021

Dad

1) A person who makes terrible jokes.

2) A person who always leaves halfway through something.

Person 1: Knock knock
You: Fuck off dad.

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Person 1: We were playing CS:GO and he left halfway through the match.

You: Like my dad.

by ShadyDefinitions September 30, 2018

polo dad

an expression that describes wealthy and elite (often european) entrepreneur dads. Typical for them ist to play golf, wear polo ralph lauren constantly, driving a range rover and spoling their daughters.

1. " Look, she has such a polo dad! "
2. "Yesterday, I went golfing with my babe and her rich ass polo dad."

by yung balsamico June 20, 2020

dad

nope not here tryd the supermarket section milk ?

wher did your dad went

my he went gading milk

by jeklijnepiemol May 17, 2022

Mean Dad

He’s 6 foot tall, has an English degree, runs car dealerships, and wears glasses. He’s usually fun and cute but sometimes he goes to the family pool and doesn’t invite his family. He’s just a mean dad.

That Mike guy is a mean dad.

by Lady Pern June 12, 2022

Dad

A guy (a little bit older than you) that you just really realllly wanna get some with. He just really makes your lady hood quiver.

“Damn. That guy over there is a fucking dad”

by Yung Gravy train chu chu February 2, 2019

dad hugs

A phrase your girlfriend will use when 17 Nigerian men are having sex with your girlfriend.

He gives me such good dad hugs! I got great sleep after this!

by Udictions February 3, 2025