Dad went for milk

When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.

Obviously Visho never talks about his dad. His Dad went for milk and never returned

by DalitLomdi February 4, 2023

ta-dad

A Tia (Spanish for Aunt) that has stepped up and taken on the roll of the non-existent Dad. Therefore earning and becoming Ta-Dad.

I need to ask my Ta-Dad before I can go.

by Paiutendn85 February 2, 2023

im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023

Dad Party

One of the many shock videos from the late 2000s to early 2010s. In this video we see a man getting penetrated from both ends by 2 shemales with Def Leppards Make Love Like A Man playing in the background

Hey dude look up dad party

Sure

Ewwww

by T0mmyLee78 August 15, 2022

Suck Your Dad

When I suck your dad so much that his stick turns purple and falls off into my mouth and I swallow it.

I suck your dad every day.

by EINHJFJUE May 23, 2023

your dad

your dad is gone

the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone

by Jesus watches you sleep May 3, 2022

Dad

Type of male human who usually goes missing after his son is born

The gif below shows an extremely rare moment where the dad returns after all these years

My dad went to buy milk and now he's been missing for 27 years

by dlvi March 12, 2021