Disneyland Dad

a divorced dad who only has their child part-time and treats it like they are always at Disneyland. Only has fun with their kids and leaves mom to do all the real parenting. Does not handle any parental responsibilities, likely doesn't know who their teachers or doctors are.

He's a disneyland dad, they go over there and play video games for 48 hours straight and then come back and get mad at me because I make them brush their teeth.

by Haley Bahng November 2, 2023

Dad

A man possibly woman that didn't pull out in time so he left you because you're a complete accident that no even you mother loves. That's why she "dad's" have the audacity to leave you when you're 2. So if you still have one remember that he or she (who knows) absolutely hates you.

Dad left to have sex with a frog

by Hail.za.queen June 6, 2021

Spacey's Dad

a very hot, sexy, and fuckable man spacey's dad

I fucked spacey's dad 69,420 times.

by Spacey's Dad's balls September 14, 2021

Bby dad

A Mexican mostly known as alex is a dude who has a 9incher and that gets all the girls.. he is also known as the best soccer player in his scoo

He is such a bby dad

by Ggggghsjdjdjdjjzjd October 14, 2019

Busch Light Dad

A typical redneck father. Always wearing work boots no matter what he's doing at the time. Also mainly wears sleeveless shirts, work shirts, or flannels. Mostly interested in mowing the lawn, guns, drinking beer and general rural debauchery. Heavily blue collar.

"Is Tim lighting off fireworks again? It's not even a holiday!" "Yeah he's just being a Busch Light Dad again."

by Pokesystem July 15, 2023

Sarah Dad Fit

The curious tendency of male and females to be more attracted to a girls father. It is completely understandable if there is a consensus among peers supporting that the dad is indeed unmistakably hot.

Guy1: Did you see sarahs dad yesterday? So hot.

Guy2: ye, man. Sarah dad fit.

Guy1: Hell yes. Sarah’s Dad Syndrome my friend.

by Gg12382 November 10, 2022

Dad Shimmy

The awkward shimmy Dad's do when trying to get through a crowded area without touching anyone.

Friend 1: Is your Dad trying to dance?
Friend 2: No he's just trying to Dad shimmy back to the grill.

by Can I Aliven't September 6, 2021