LingOrm Archive Varities

a collection of lingorm (lingling kwong and orm kornnaphat) moments biblically gay from old testament to new testament

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by reaboo17 October 2, 2025

The arbitrated colors of a variegated disarray

Lemme guess, you're searching up vocaloid lyrics?

Grow up kid, "The arbitrated colors of a variegated disarray" is just a lyric from 'Aura' by Ghost.

by GCALKCA June 17, 2022

confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022

Yolo Holo -- Yolo Hohlo (German Variant)

Yolo Holo: You Only Live Once Empty-Headed (A** Holes) Drinking Folks -- Men and Women, Boys and Girls.

Yolo Hohlo: Same as above except for the fact that "Hohlo" comes from the German word "hohl" which can mean simply, "empty", but is also used to mean "empty-headed, unconsidered, stupid"
Like the fascist-light buds/peeps at places like soccer games, frat parties, Oktoberfests, Spring Break Sauffesten, Ballermann, Rammstein.

-- That new Swiss Boy-Band Family "Stubete Gäng" makes great music for the Helvetic Yolo Holos -- (Yolo Holo -- Yolo Hohlo (German Variant) )
-- Spring Break in Cancun -- the Hajj for rich Yolo Holos.

by Pen-Dragon September 10, 2023

You are probably not from Varna

A way to call someone ugly, some Bulgarians think that the prettiest people are from Varna.

- Do you think I look pretty?
- Eugh...You are probably not from Varna.

by anonymous September 16, 2023

Theory of Illogical and Irrational Variables

A social theory proposing that human behavior, social systems, and collective decision-making are fundamentally shaped by illogical and irrational variables that cannot be reduced to rational calculation or scientific models. These variables include identity (who people believe they are), interests (material and symbolic stakes), social control (mechanisms that shape behavior), mass control (management of populations), power (capacity to impose will), force (coercive capacity), hegemony (cultural dominance), mass psychology (collective emotional dynamics), and culture (shared meanings and practices). The theory explains otherwise puzzling phenomena: why politics and law are almost always incompatible with scientific recommendations (because they answer to identity and power, not evidence); why people consistently vote for terrible politicians (because voting is about identity and belonging, not policy); why science and logic themselves can function like religions or ideologies (because they become identity markers, not just methods). The Theory of Illogical and Irrational Variables doesn't deny that reason exists; it insists that reason operates within a field of forces that are anything but reasonable. Understanding these variables is essential for understanding why the world so stubbornly refuses to conform to our models of how it should work.

Example: "He couldn't understand why people kept voting for a corrupt politician despite overwhelming evidence of incompetence. The Theory of Illogical and Irrational Variables explained it: identity trumped evidence. Voting wasn't about policy; it was about belonging. The politician represented 'us'; the evidence came from 'them.' Reason never had a chance against identity, interests, and the psychology of the tribe."

by Dumu The Void March 8, 2026

Charles Gambit , Immeasurable Variation

When your opponent gambits his Queen for a pawn and he instantly loses the game by hanging mate in 1

Wow Tony used the Charles Gambit , Immeasurable Variation

by Thighnoon February 10, 2021