Pain Turkey

A medical patient who is believed to be faking their pain.

That patient is such a pain turkey, they are just here to get attention, painkillers, or both.

by Narwhal1758 September 11, 2023

Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.

Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving.

by anonymous December 6, 2024

Turkey Sandwich

1. A crude word for a lack luster masturbation

"I wanted to get a six course meal off my girl tonight, but now all I'm left with is a turkey sandwich"

by MilfMusk5k August 12, 2025

Turkey

A country mistook as Arabs and many people think of it as a part of Europe but over 97% of Turkey is in Asia. The country was also home to the first female pilot. Also famous for its food, and sweet desserts: mostly their ice cream. A great place to go on holiday if you want a summery vacation. Owns Turkish airlines, the airline that flies to the most countries: 123 places.

jeff -"where should I go for this holiday?"
Elon- " I suggest Turkey, you'll finally be able to get an even tan"

by luvcookies123 February 17, 2021

Turkey

A "turkey" in this context refers to someone who tries to act overly confident or impressive, often in a way that seems exaggerated or inauthentic, especially around girls. It's someone who might be trying too hard to appear cool or attractive but comes off as silly or not genuine. Ethan Ferraria, as described, would be an example of a "turkey" if he behaves this way around girls to make himself look better than he actually is.

“Yo ethan was being a turkey last night infront of the huzz”

by Sebastian canaverde August 13, 2024

Turkey toots

When you eat too much turkey and can’t stop farting.

Man after thanks giving I had the worst turkey toots

by Primopig December 25, 2018

Turkey Tailing

When two males face away from each other on all fours and one places a finger on their anus in order for the other to bump it and insert it into their own anus.

I was sore asf after my turkey tailing session with my buddy last night

by Real pop March 3, 2025