flash pose syndrome 

a reflex, any automatic, unthinking, often habitual behavior of posing response to a camera flash.

noting or pertaining to an involuntary response such as smiling and dropping everything just to strike a pose for photo opportunity.

At the middle of a live television interview she suddenly exhibit the flash pose syndrome..

my friend is suffering from a flash pose syndrome, her world stops at a camera flash.

flash pose syndrome by lazy laila November 30, 2011

Persistent Forsyth Syndrome 

A rare medical condition, first posited by Nelson on the BBC TV puppet comedy Mongrels, which causes patients given twenty four hour care to live for years and years and years, despite having multiple diseases, ailments and genetic disorders that would otherwise fatal.

"Still, not being horrible or nothing but he probably won't last that long."

"That's the truly wonderful thing actually. He's got a condition called "Persistent Forsyth Syndrome". Given twenty-four hour care, he'll live for years and years and years. And years. And years. And years. Which is obviously *yawn* really great news."

Persistent Forsyth Syndrome by alexturgid May 20, 2012

Stinky Vag Syndrome

Also known as SVS or RV (Rebecca Vagina), Stinky Vag Syndrome is a condition in which a woman's Vagina smells horrid. When a sufferer of SVS has sex that entire room is cleared out, and left with a lingering stink that no man could handle.

"Dude don't go after her."
"Dude she doesn't have Stinky Vag Syndrome."
"It's worse, she has RV."
"Shit!"

Stinky Vag Syndrome by HOLDMAHDICK August 1, 2012

Singed Ball Syndrome 

To fart into someone else's butthole and then fart it back out.

1. Damn that SBS burns.

2. I went to the doctor and he said that Singed Ball Syndrome is not a real syndrome.

Singed Ball Syndrome by ffsb0415bitches July 9, 2012

Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome 

ALCS is the inability to understand the lyrics of a song no matter the style. One may be ALCS positive when: he/she does not understand the meaning behind the words or when he/she just doesn't understand the words themselves.

You may have a condidtion known as acute lyrical comprehension syndrome or ALCS.

Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome by Ni2k February 16, 2013

PMS (Pre Meal Syndrome) 

The sudden, irritable, cranky mood that happens to someone when they are super hungry or have low-blood sugar and need to eat something NOW. Both men & women suffer from this syndrome equally.

You've been out all day shopping with a friend. You're having a great time when your friend suggests going into one more shop before stopping for food, and you bite his/her head off. Your friend says, "Wow, what's wrong with you?" You say, "I'm suffering from PMS (Pre Meal Syndrome), so let's get something to eat, NOW."

PMS (Pre Meal Syndrome) by cava nava May 28, 2013

New Years' Syndrome 

Deciding that you going to do something new, too change your life in some way for the better or to achieve something but then becoming to Lazy to commit to it after a while and eventually giving up. Based on new year resolutions that you never keep

Saying that you have decided to go to the gym to get more fit and healthy but after a few days/weeks you start putting it off and then you give up and stop going to the gym. Usually happens during the period of New Year's eve/day and thus the Name New Years' Syndrome is appropriate.

New Years' Syndrome by Sunnyko2 August 9, 2013