Grilled Cheese sandwich

A funky gross pussy that just isnt right when you open it up.

Yeah i was gonna go down on your grandma last night but it was like opening up a grilled cheese sandwich.

by R.B.Q. January 9, 2003

cock muscle sandwich

a sandwich full of dick

I've got somthing you can eat, a cock muscle sandwich

by waldo December 4, 2003

loose meat sandwich

A 3 way involving fat people. No penetration takes place due to inverted dicks. Sometimes a roll of skin gets a little extra play and 2 pounds of butter is a must

Last night I walked in on a loose meat sandwich and threw up.

by dirtymind 92 September 28, 2013

ham and cheese sandwich

This is when a male nuts on a females vagina and then eats her out.

I gave my sister a ham and cheese sandwich

by kaleb s July 20, 2008

Ass Grass Sandwich

When someone slices the hairs surrounding the anus and inserts them between 2 pieces of bread.

Often carried out by a male forcing a female to "eat his ass grass sandwich"

"Eat my ass grass sandwich bitch!"

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Wholemeal chicken sandwich

Two black men/women on top and under of a white man/woman

Lets have a Wholemeal chicken sandwich at my place

by connorameliadavidjordan October 18, 2010

moose knuckle sandwich

When a man with moose knuckle(s) gently slaps it on your face. Like a knuckle sammy, only saltier.

"Julian gave me a moose knuckle sandwich last night, it was like eating a bag of Lays salt and vinegar potatoe chips.

by Sweet Bigcock Jerome November 18, 2015