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post traumatic street disorder

A MENTAL ILLNESS AND CONDITION DEVELOPED FROM ONE LIVING ON THE STREET AS A HOMELESS PERSON
THE SAN DIEGAN HOMELESS PERSON SUFFERED FROM POST TRAUMATIC STREET DISORDER FROM LIVING ON THE STREETS.
by C4TWC.ORG March 6, 2018
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pre-post mortem face

When ones face looks like it has already gone through the mortem process.
That meth head has pre-post mortem face.
by Elwood82 February 4, 2016
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Post Traumatic Down Syndrome

Kind of like a brain fart, but much more severe. This usually happens in a discord call with your closest friends because of course it does.
Friend: Have you seen Mike anywhere?

You: No I haven't seen hyimom.

Friend: Hyimom?

You: Oh my god I have Post traumatic Down Syndrome
by VBSBazooka September 1, 2020
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Post-facto spoiler alert

When you accidentally spoil something for someone and then attempt to make it up by yelling out "Spoiler alert!"
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.
Kris: "So I'm reading this Harry Potter book and so far I don't like that Snape fellow."
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*
by millardfillmore April 19, 2010
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Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndrome

Sometimes called “PTPS” … this is a psychological disorder referring to when a mental block is created in the mind of an athlete due to a past sporting game failure, the likes of which could be called a “choke” by some…

This creating enough stress to serve as a “trigger point” for other injuries. In the first and only reported cause of this disease - that injury is back issues.
Ben Simmons is currently suffering from PTPS, or Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndrome, stemming from his inability to Man Up in the 2021 NBA playoffs vs the Atlanta Hawks nearly 1 year ago.
by Big chill1028 April 26, 2022
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post-9/11 clarity

When the plane so fire that your steel beams buckle.
Man, things just haven't been the same since that day.
I know what you mean man, the world looks different with that post-9/11 clarity.
by CozyBanx September 16, 2023
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Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder

Having bad memories from a jazz band. A horrible incident which could be physically or emotionally damaging revolving around jazz or is from jazz band and is remembered often.
I have Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder after David hit me with a saxophone in jazz band.
by GingerLego320 February 22, 2021
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