coitus periodontalis

The act of performing oral sex while having no teeth, or with dentures removed.

After Dennis swallowed the sperm during coitus periodontalis, they pursued the egg by drilling into his gums.

by flyingdutchmn216 July 18, 2011

Curious Periscope

A method of wiping the ass after defecating. Toilet paper is wrapped around a finger and inserted into the rectum. The hook shape of the finger and subsequent motion resembles a spirited periscope operator.

The curious periscope technique is necessary to achieve a spotless cornhole.

by rocknrollsauce October 26, 2011

living period to period

When a girl is having questionably protected (or unprotected) sex and NOT trying to get pregnant, her periods are a cause for celebration, just like pay checks are for those who are poor. Hence, she's living period to period instead of pay check to pay check.

Girl #1: I just got my period!! That means that all that sex I was having while I was drunk must've been protected!!!

Girl #2: You really need to stop living period to period.

by slytherinchick13 January 15, 2013

e-period

It is when your electronic devices, or an electronic assistant behaves as if they are menstrual. The assistant is looking up bizarre search topics and not really hearing the commands clearly, or sending text messages to your friends and family that make little to no sense.

"Send a text message to Fran." "Ok what would you like it to say?". "I'm running a few minutes late, wait for me." "Ok text message says: I'm running great, fleas will be. Shall I send it?" "No." "Ok I'll send it."

or

My tablet is on its e-period this morning! I can't get to any of my photos. Why won't you work right?!

by Nariema June 27, 2014

Fashion Period

Fashion period is when a person male or female begins to come up with creative, exotic or new ideas and is obsessed with becoming successful with their ideas.

Bob: "Gosh wow Lisa has her period".

Brad: "huh"?

Bob: " Lisa has her fashion period"

Brad: "oh yeah I thought you meant her monthly dude!"

by ClarenceCruz January 8, 2015

pink periscope

When you are sitting on top of another man's penis in a bathtub and yours is so erect it leaves the water, like a periscope.

I was on top of Matt, I got a pink periscope when he entered me.

by Therein_Lies January 26, 2015

Vi Periwinkle

Lavender Periwinkle, originally called in Italian Pervinca or Vi, is a character from Elisabetta Gnone's "Fairy Oak". She's a Witch of the Dark, the first one in her family. She has a twin sister, Vanilla (originally Vaniglia), who is a Witch of the Light. The're called "Two Sides of the Same Coin".

"¿Do you prefer Vi Periwinkle or her sister Vaniglia?"
"Vaniglia is sweeter, but Pervinca is more charismatic!"

by Little Leviosa April 26, 2015