jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.

Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?

by Anal_Assassin May 7, 2018

jew

hey you know that jew in high school adin ross
apparently hes trans

adin ross is jew
osman was a jew
dorthy was a w jew
ohwhathe

by ohwhathe May 14, 2024

Jew Chum

Any thing free or samples offered at grocery stores, bank etc...

A jew is incapable of passing up a tasting kiosk in a store or taking a pen everytime they enter a bank. Like blood is chum for sharks - free is chum to jews "Jew Chum"

by The Flanstraw November 9, 2011

reform jew

A modern version of Judaism for the person unsure what happens once you die
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded

Jackie: I am a reform Jew
Rachel: What is a reform jew?

Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.

by SoCal323 February 20, 2021

Jew duster

The act of sweeping away a burnt Jews ashes

Person 1: we’re done in the chambers.
Person 2: do you need the Jew duster?

by Bidhdphdyod July 17, 2022

As a Jew

A self-identifying catch phrase that allows third parties to distinguish Jews willing to meaningfully sacrifice their heritage, identity, and kinfolk all to further a progressive cause directly in opposition to said Jewish Identity. Max Naumann, the leader of the Association of German National Jews, a Jewish organization during Nazi Germany that came out in support of Hitler was the first know case of a Jew saying "As a Jew I support Herr Hitler." Despite their loyalty to Hitler, the group was rejected by Nazis and deemed illegal. Max & other members were sent to concentration camps and their deaths. In effect As a Jew, means that anything following the phrases should be discounted.

"Als Jude unterstütze ich Herrn Hitler und das Gute, das er für Deutschland anstrebt." - Max Naumann's original quotation to the Progressive Jewish Alliance of Germany. It means: "As a Jew, I support Herr Hitler and the good he is going for Germany. "

by Varus58 June 19, 2025

bytransit jew

A person who is Jewish because they are related to Jews.

My bytransit Jew cousin came over last week, and his catholic father dropped him off, too bad his Jewish uncle died while giving birth to him.

by That's me! April 5, 2009