Prom Night Dumpster Baby

A baby, dropped into a trach can or (the more favored) Dumpster, on an un-wed teenage mothers Prom night.

"Hold on a minute Eric. I gotta throw out my prom night dumpster baby"

"Okay."

Prom Night Dumpster Baby by EvilBananaRama October 5, 2009

professional woman of the night

this is not jus a chickenhead this is the kind of girl that even hos call a slut

can usually b found w/ a guy who has money or pretends to slobbin that knob
abbrev. P.W.O.N

jimmy the bum: can i have a quarter?
P.W.O.N: u have a quarter? wanna go into that McDonald's bathroom?
jimmy: damn u's a P.W.O.N

professional woman of the night by smartylicious December 22, 2003

One-night-stand carnage 

One-night-stand carnage describes being on a grey street, not really knowing where you are on a Monday morning. People are on their way to work while you have just been ejected out on to the street from the girl's flat (name unknown) where you spent the night. You are still drunk, have bloodshot eyes, are wearing a going-out shirt and because you were using Dax Wax your hair is all over the place. All can plainly see that you were out fucking. Now comes the walk of shame...

Fucking hell, I was serious one-night-stand carnage. I was at the busstop and everyone was looking at me. I was all over the place. I didn't have a penny on me so I had to bunk onto the Luas (Dublin tram) without paying and then walk home. Got into work two hours late... Same again next weekend?

One-night-stand carnage by The Bazman June 19, 2007

House Night Bro 

Basically, the definition for douchebag with House music in the background. It refers to an incident in Boston where a Techno promoter recommended a versatile DJ booking to a House promoter looking for DJs to play his night. The House promoter assumed the DJ would only play Techno, and emailed the other promoter with three simple words: House night bro.
These three words are the essence of douchebaggery with the flair of House music snobs. People and events reflecting this sentiment can be described as "housey," "housenight," or plain "house."

"That guy squeezing those fake tits is a total house night bro."
"K-Fed looks housey."

House Night Bro by Eddie O. February 11, 2008

three night stand 

What’s a one night stand, plus a two night stand?

A three night stand, that's what.

three night stand by 👨🏻‍🎓 February 1, 2018

Text Message One Night Stand 

when you meet someone, exchange numbers and sext throughout the night. Then the next day you delete the messages and don't text again. Now its another name in your phone book that makes you look like a whore.

Did you like that guy last night?
Yeah, we had a text message one night stand.

Omg! Girl, you so crazy!

Text Message One Night Stand by Leesydney November 17, 2010

trump in the night 

A politically motivated, outlandish decision.

The denial of press passes to CNN anchors is another crazy example of a trump in the night.

trump in the night by smjgJsbjgsm December 11, 2018