ass carpet

A thick growth of hair on a man's (or, I suppose, a woman's) ass. Extremely unattractive.

'Whenever he gets drunk he thinks it's funny to pull his pants down and show us his butt, but the joke's on him. Now everybody totally knows he has a CRAZY ass carpet.'

by Something_Vague July 15, 2007

Pleasure in the ass

The opposite of 'pain in the ass'
Something that is hassle-free and, in some instances, moderately enjoyable.

"I had to return these shoes I bought online and they gave me a full refund, no questions asked. What a pleasure in the ass."

by 1MUSD July 30, 2013

ass extractor

Device used to remove brown-nosers from their bosses'ass.

You need an ass extractor to get Tammy out of her bosses ass

by ladymonica January 9, 2008

bitch assness

being a bitch to people. it is a disease

elijah has caught the bitch assness

by bitch assness January 26, 2012

ass stick

a stick stuck up an annoying person's ass.

"I hate that kid Eric. He's an ass stick!"

by alisoncatie March 5, 2009

ASS Stamp

A large red stamp with the word "ASS" on it. The ass stamp can be given to anyone who is being an ass.

Drew: Get off the games Gregory
Gregory: I'm not on games
(Gregory was on games)
Dave: Wasn't Greg playing games?
Drew: Yeah, he gets the ASS Stamp on that one...

by Captain Fox November 1, 2009

Ass numage

A special type of witch/wizard that uses sodomy in all their spells.

Hey there's a new movie out about an Ass numage. It's called Larry Rotter and the Chamber of Smells!!!

by Whodajung May 16, 2018