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Mud Flapping

Mud Flapping is when a guy challenges or questions another guy’s manhood based on the former not being capable of a feat that he himself has just proved himself unable to accomplish
Example:

MudFlapper: “Hey bro, you got a knife I could borrow?”
RealMan: “Sorry bro, I don’t have it on me.”
MF: “What?! A real man always carries a knife!”
RM: “YOU don’t have a knife idiot. Stop all your mud flapping and get out off my property.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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mud blizzard

The action of man cumming in a girl's rectum, then her breaking wind in his face.
Baby girl tonight's erotic forecast is gonna be crappy. They're projecting its gonna be a mud blizzard.
by xHotSauce April 24, 2020
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Mud Crabs

The act of getting crabs from anal sex
Man I got mud crabs from after butt love last night
by Squirrelly Dan May 27, 2022
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Mississippi Mud Palm

When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.
He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.
by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025
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Mud Beater

Stevie gave mark a gnarly mud beater
by onlysmokefire420 June 21, 2025
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Mud Flapped

Mud Flapped : Is the female version of getting tea bagged in a video game after you kill your opponent. The act of repeatedly squatting up and down on their head.
After being killed in my game she mud flapped me to show her dominance and to let me know I am trash.
by 4Fingersdeep September 17, 2023
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mud orphan

A fecal mud child left abandoned without proper post natal care/burial.
Dude, I just left a steamy mud orphan on old lady Johnson's front porch.

During the adventure race I fathered a mud orphan in the woods.
by Jonas1 November 27, 2007
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